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New Tecumseth

Big Trucks, Small dicks, more abortions than the pre natal test for Down syndrome, local drunks who can’t fight and the occasional MIlF with a bald husband who’s to bud lights away from a domestic.
New Tecumseth is fucked, but cedar kitchen is pretty tight and the movie theatre seats go dummy hard
by Binker Gnarlow August 13, 2020
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New Mexiclaire

A New Mexican éclair, a tortilla fried in butter with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Then you roll the tortilla up and cut it, making tiny cinnamon rolls. Makes a fun snack and great for parties.
It's a similar process as making cinnamon rolls except with a tortilla.Yum, this New Mexiclaire is better than sex in my mouth!!
by arianatweezerfingers September 11, 2013
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New Lenox

Corn. Corn as far as the eye can fucking see. That and wiggers.
Hey, guy. You ever been to New Lenox? No? Don't. Literally fucking corn hell.
by NewLenoxResident May 16, 2019
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New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
by jjsabs November 4, 2017
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Newport News

The largest city on the Calidiora Peninsula in Eastern Virginia, USA.
Newport News is home to many Koudeilandic Americans.
by Îgleziyahs Gaybrielle March 27, 2023
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fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.
by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
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Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
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