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New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
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new-collar

Traditionally, salaried professional, office-oriented jobs for college graduates were called "white collar." Upton Sinclair coined the phrase in the 1930’s. On the other hand, "blue collar" workers were those who didn’t attend college or attended a trade school and entered manual labor roles such as construction. “New-collar” jobs are hybrid roles. They are generally salaried professional positions, but do not require a college degree and instead may only need specialized training after high school, for example for software development or programming.
“I’m not going to college, dad. I can start at a $100,000+ with a new-collar role in mainframe security programming.”
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Fox News

Fox news: Election was rigged!
Intelligent people: Classic fox news propaganda.
by Balls Obama May 3, 2023
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New Jersey

the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!

you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
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fuck that news

Very similar to fuck that noise. To disregard rumours and gossip.
by Iron Wang September 3, 2010
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Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
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reading the news

Person A) Where's David
Person B) He's upstairs in his room reading the news
by A term for masturbation October 10, 2015
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