Moderna Miscarriage

When you work an essential job that makes you get the covid vaccine and then your limp dick husband can’t knock you up.

Mary told her friend Laurie “I regret getting the covid vaccine because I know that’s what caused me to have a Moderna miscarriage, plus I have this chip that the government uses to track me.”

by Ihatedk69 August 17, 2024

meower

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".
The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.
by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

A meower that meows meowing at meowing concerts professionally, as in for meowney. Usually results in a big round of a-paws. Since cats are the best meowers, statistically speaking, the meowsician's guild and meowsician's union recieve much of their funding from the Ameowican Isn't-real Purr-blic A-furrs Catmeowtee, a group that lobbied Congress to make it illegal to criticize cats in any way, or to compare outdoor cats to invasive species through the "Antimeowmeowtism Awareness Act".
The meowsician meowed beautiful meowsic for me-hours at the Royal Meowlbert Hall, earning 1 meowllian dollars as compensation, thanks to the Meowsician's Union's protections.
by mixuslaxus May 5, 2024

by urbantard August 31, 2024

moderators

the biggest faggots on the internet

the moderators just banned me for returning someone's insult but didn't ban the other guy. what unbelievable fags they are.

by sno0ks September 11, 2023

Modern warfare 2

the most insufferable game ever where you get called slurs for being a female and fangirls that don't even play the game. I fucking hate mw2 but it was better than the mw3 campaign where i wasted more than 20 dollars to play a shitty game.

someone : oh my fucking god i just got called a slur in cod : modern warfare 2 for being female
someone else : ok

by shoegazing December 16, 2023

Modern Day Nerd

Usually, the people who care too much about history or nazis or both they commonly act like they are the main character

they probably idolize Andrew Tate they have no understanding of how women's emotions or women's sarcasm. a big factor is autism

Chase: Did you know that nazis were in world war 2

Me: Do i give a shit? damn bro u a Modern Day Nerd

by [e-mail] January 26, 2024

Meower

A meower is when you take it from behind and when it is inserted you saw “meow”

Is it in yet?..”meower”

by Vkfjdjfifisei November 12, 2023

Moderatley

Same meaning as moderately, but the definition is used to cover up one's spelling ignorance.

She was a moderatley comely female unit.

by DrChuzz November 28, 2023