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Monster Dook

A massive pile of phecies intentionally created in a public toilet by six or more individuals by using the toilet in succession of one another.
"That was the best monster dook we've ever made, it rose from the water like a muddy mountain."
by psychobiological April 18, 2010
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Tar Monster

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.
by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010
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Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.
Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"
by sparky347 July 24, 2011
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Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.
I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.
by DaddyStru July 4, 2018
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Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.
I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.
by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011
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Monster frisbee

The term monster frisbee is what you would say to some one when they have done the most horrible thing ever. Like if they called you fat or numb you could just say you monster frisbee. What it means is the meaning to be a frisbee but you are a monster so you are a monster frisbee
You called me fat you monster frisbee. You team killed me you monster frisbee
by Monstermatt June 23, 2018
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Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies
Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy
by CoolMude June 15, 2017
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