Cookie Monster

This is the result of large breasted women who's nipples appear to be loaded into a bra with either one or both in the non forward facing position. The effect resembles the googly eyes of the muppet character Cookie Monster.

Dave "This girl is making me cross eyed"
John " Yeah, she's got cookie monster real bad"

by sparky347 July 24, 2011

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

Tar Monster

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.

Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!

by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010

Cookie Monster

To eat ass or pussy out with the same hunger and love as Cookie Monster does for cookies

Sam whispered in Neda's ear during a family dinner party "I wanna Cookie Monster your ass later... Uhm Uhm Uhm"

I ate her ass out while making the "uhm uhm uhm" noise and she called me Cookie Monster.

I Cookie Monster-ed her pussy

by CoolMude June 15, 2017

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

Mirror Monster

-A name for a teenage girl who thinks she is hot but isn't. The name comes from mirror monsters' tendency to take pictures of themselves in promiscuous ways in front of a mirror, and then putting them on myspace

Gary- Man, look at that fugly girl out there!
Joe- Oh she's taking a pic of herself.
Hans- She's such a mirror monster.

by omglazergun March 16, 2008