Tar Monster

When an African-American person is so black, they're skin has a purple tinge.

Jamal, you're a damn Tar Monster!

by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

Tick Monster

Not to be confused with a monster tick (the insect).

Tick Monster is a saying mainly used in the urban societies of Hawaii, meaning "very muscular" or "ripped".

Ex1: Ho' brah! Dwayne Johnson is one Tick Monster!

Ex2: Chee, have you seen Trevor? Da guy works out every day, no joke! Dat guy stay one Tick Monstah!

by Prince Treyvon February 7, 2010

Toothless Monster

When you blow air into a females vagina, then you clamp the beaver clip and then push down on her tummy until you here the toothless monster talk to you.

I was going down a bitch filled her with air slapped her on the abs and yelled talk to me Toothless Monster.

by DaddyStru July 4, 2018

Swamp Monster

A person who likes sweaty, musty, crotch on a person they are having sex with.

Don't shower before your date tonight, Mike is a swamp monster.

by Dave720 May 13, 2016

Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Cookie Monstered

Standing over your opponent's bed while you shove cookies into your mouth and chew voraciously, spreading crumbs throughout said opponent's sheets.

I hated his online persona so hard that I went over to his apartment and cookie monstered him hard.

by DJ Starfleet July 17, 2011