Matt

A guy who has pussy ears

Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears

by Suhhhhhh April 20, 2018

Matt

A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody

Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick

by Chaz218 February 6, 2018

Matt

Hot head brawhalla tryhard always get big mad.

Carry me in Brawhalla Matt

by Hxmiiid June 2, 2020

Matt Cobb

the worlds most intense cobber ever

have you ever had a matt cobb?

by johnny innocent August 5, 2007

Matt call

A call that never comes

I kept waiting for the dinner he promised, but it was a Matt call

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

Chucking a Matt

The act of embracing every opportunity given to you in life.

This one is near impossible, but I'm chucking a Matt and going for it!

by facultyofallan October 9, 2021

Matt

Matt is someone who encompasses the good things in life. Matt is a person who asks questions, is intelligent, and always seems to know who he is. All of these things don’t account for his humor, which is always well thought out and incredibly witty. His quiet, patient, and respectful demeanor is something that needs to be appreciated. He is musically talented, intelligent (not just smart, but truly intelligent with what he says), well spoken, and passionate. A Matt is naturally attractive, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a great nose. These things only add to his personality, making a Matt the embodiment of perfect. You might think you have to change yourself for a Matt, but don’t, they always appreciate you for you. And, despite their love for some of the most odd things, you will always fall in love with a Matt. The great things may scare you away because it’s too good to be true. I mean how good can a Matt get? Pretty good. So hold onto your Matt. If you don’t, you’ll likely find yourself missing him and all of the good things that make him Matt.

“Hey, who is that guy?”

“Oh, that’s Matt. He’s great.”

by chf2020 March 7, 2020