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mother fucker 

Sons and daughters are mother fuckers when they take away a mothers financial freedom for their own personal and financial gain.
Recently my stepdad died. The land and everything he and my mom managed for the 34 years of marriage should have gone to her. My brothers and sister, otherwise known as mother fuckers, used Texas law to deprive her of selling the property. She was counting on selling it to live comfortably in her old age. I found her a house she liked and a dependable car and we got legal help to aid in selling her property. The lawyer screwed up and told her everything was hers now and she could do with it what she needed. I wanted her to have all the money to pay off her new house and car. At closing the escrow company noticed an error that the property is supposed to be split with all the children and her. We all are healthy and have good paying jobs and investments but they decided to take money away from her instead of letting her have it and inherit it upon her death.
mother fucker by Joseph Q October 5, 2006
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Mother Fucker 

The name of a generic white person who always ruins everything. People commonly mistake his name, thinking that it is Marshall, but do not be fooled by his attempts to put up a veil, it is truly Mother Fucker.
Kid 1: Oh look, this has been ruined.
Kid 2: I guess the Mother Fucker has been around.
Kid 1: Indeed!
Mother Fucker by Tays May 18, 2006

Dingding mother fucker 

When you and your friend are having a conversation or working on a project and your friends cell phone dings and bings alerting that messages are coming in. After a prolonged period of time your response is “ding ding motherfucker!” Ding ding motherfucker is a verbal outburst ordering The other person to answer the damn phone. Additionally, ding ding motherfucker can also be used as a response to a person’s statement or observation that is obvious, and was spoken in order to provoke the immediate action or attention of the other.
#1 “ your phone is dinging “
“Your phone is buzzing”
“You have messages”
“Dingding mother fucker, answer the damn phone!”

or
#2 “Your dog is drinking from the toilet!”
“Dingding mother fucker, put the seat down, asshole!”
Dingding mother fucker by STG63 November 28, 2017

dildo motherfuck 

a way to greet those close and dear to yourself.

usually followed by "anus" or "mcfuck"
when phone rings..."ahhhh, dildo motherfuck mcfuck, how you doing?"

mother fucker 

1)the second female parental unit for urban african americans the first being their moms. the others being theys grams,grandmas.
2)adjective, noun, verb, adverb, and any other method to massacare the english language by the coloreds that can be uttered by the "ignant"
watch any movie with Samuel Jackson or listen to any rap album mother fucker
mother fucker by jcoa December 28, 2005

Rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker 

My old creepy boss who also sported a pedo-smile.
Our old boss used to creep us out, and then we decided that he was a rest stop area queer-bait mother fucker!

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker 

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."