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Keys without the E

A funny and intelligent thing to tell your teacher after they give you a F-, so they'll give you an A+.
Teacher: You got an F- on a test worth 75% of your grade. You'll have to retake this class.
You: Keys without the E.
Teacher: Oh my garlic! It turns out you are very intelligent and witty! Forget about your F-, here's an A+.
by Mr. Clean's side chick December 17, 2023
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Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz
by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022
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Kei

the prettiest girl in the room. Her smile lights up any and everything. they brush off compliments even if they believe them because they don't think they deserve it but they do. you need one of these girls whether its a friend or a significant other they will show you love when you cant show it to yourself there eyes are brighter then ten millions suns .there hearts are always in the right place although they have a tendency to fall in love farrrrrrr to quickly so be therefor her when her heart breaks. they have a smile on there face even if they don't mean it. they don't like to wear there heart on there chest so if a Kimoni starts complaining or spilling her heart to you take it seriously this means something to her so show he the care she deserves. and when she apoligizes for absolute nothing prove to her theres no reason for it she will show compassion regardless if it hurts or she gets it back. love her cuz she will always love you.
girl 1: whos the girl with the bright eyes a pretty smile?

Girl 2: oh that's Kei !

Girl 1:re you guys close? Are You Friends?

Girl 2: I wish!
by Rentforfree2 January 27, 2024
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Sticky keys

I nutted on my professors keyboard, gave him some real Sticky keys
by MongoBalls June 20, 2025
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Key Club

A student-led organization that focuses on community service and leadership development. Key Club is a part of Kiwanis International. Members of Key Club get involved in various volunteer activities, making a positive impact in their communities.
You should join the CvHS Key Club!
by keyclubmember September 10, 2024
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key

When something is the middle of the terms “lowkey” and “high key”.
by wowzers holy February 11, 2022
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