italian

"The most respected culture around"
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!

Damn! look at that italian!
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.

by not gonna leave my real name out of fear July 24, 2006

italian ice

one that is secretly emo and a manwhore by nature; narcississtic at best, and sounds as though constipated while singing

jesus christ he's such an italian ice.
let's shoot him
my ears! they bleed!

by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009

Italians

White people with a tan that live in Italy. They are not the smartest mathematically, but are creative. People think they're the best for who knows what reason, and they were the Mexicans of the past. Everyone in NJ is part Italian, and they all brag how Italian they are because of that 8.125% in their blood. People are obsessed with their food and believe it gives your mouth an orgasm.

Guy that thinks hes italian: OMG! Italians are the best! ITALIANO 4 LIFE!

Italian: Vaffanculo.

by degodego wopwop June 26, 2008

Italian

(N)- One who posseses a great deal of irrational anger; one who is easily infuriated; one who yeilds an extreme amount of self and national pride; one with dark hair, a mustache, a large stomach, and a great deal of body hair.
(Adj)- Having a low level of tolerance; having extreme and seemingly irrational anger; having an extreme level of respect and interest for the country of Italy; being covered in dark, coarse body hair.
(V)- To lash out on someone verbally or physically as an expression of anger or as a means to assert dominance.

The Italian lashed out on his wife for forgetting to display an Italian flag on the wall at meal-time.

Dude, my dad went all Italian on me after he saw that I got all F's on my report card.

Hey, lets go Italian that French punk over there until he cries.

by Gordo0001 January 16, 2009

greasy assed italian mofo

basically a person who is italian and enjoys italain showers

"Friggin Filice, what a greasy assed italian mofo!"

by tamantha forsythia December 25, 2003

Italian Coathanger

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.

"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"

by Robert Pan May 22, 2006

Italian Curse

Italian men average about 5'5 to 5'9, and tend to have smaller genital parts. So they try to compensate that with wearing flashy close and expensive cars!

Look at that car, oh never mind, look hes italian you know hes only driving that because he has the italian curse and is trying to make up for his small package!

by pstar692002 January 7, 2010