Your co-worker who is somehow constantly trying to prove themselves while at the same time somehow attempting to do as little work possible.
by Incitus June 18, 2020
Get the intern complexmug. The rare act of shaking hands with another man, within another mans anus. Requires at least 3 friends.
Adam had been gaping his arse hole for months so that James and Steve could perform
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
the elusive 'internal handshake'.
by James the bummer April 18, 2016
Get the internal handshakemug. When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.
"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."
by The boyos June 27, 2025
Get the International Penis Station (IPS)mug. Red Foo, Mr. International
Mr. Vain, Rush
You took my love, I thought I was the only one
You took my love, it feels like you did it for fun
You took my love, but my heart keeps telling me you're the one
You took my love, took my love
Loquita, I don't play, you know what time it is with me
You want my heart, you got to work
And show me that you'd ride it there for me
I can see right through your eyes, and I know what you tryin' to do
You tryin' to rob, steal, take my love, well fuck you
Take my love, ha ha, not a woman on earth that can do that
Say what, I don't know where you from, or where you been at
I'm letting you know what's up, and if you don't play by the rules
Oh baby, you get cut, I talked so much, you took my love
You took my love, I thought I was the only one
You took my love, it feels like you did it for fun
You took my love, but my heart keeps telling me you're the one
You took my love, took my love
Yaoh, I'm in the club, and the place is poppin'
Sip-sippin' bub and the bass is knockin'
Times are great, 'cause I'm with my crew
But my smile is fake, 'cause I'm missing you
Baby you know that I didn't learn my lesson
Mr. Vain, Rush
You took my love, I thought I was the only one
You took my love, it feels like you did it for fun
You took my love, but my heart keeps telling me you're the one
You took my love, took my love
Loquita, I don't play, you know what time it is with me
You want my heart, you got to work
And show me that you'd ride it there for me
I can see right through your eyes, and I know what you tryin' to do
You tryin' to rob, steal, take my love, well fuck you
Take my love, ha ha, not a woman on earth that can do that
Say what, I don't know where you from, or where you been at
I'm letting you know what's up, and if you don't play by the rules
Oh baby, you get cut, I talked so much, you took my love
You took my love, I thought I was the only one
You took my love, it feels like you did it for fun
You took my love, but my heart keeps telling me you're the one
You took my love, took my love
Yaoh, I'm in the club, and the place is poppin'
Sip-sippin' bub and the bass is knockin'
Times are great, 'cause I'm with my crew
But my smile is fake, 'cause I'm missing you
Baby you know that I didn't learn my lesson
by definitelyarealperson123456 March 3, 2022
Get the Mr. Internationalmug. A long time ago, in the year 2018, there existed a community of libertarian socialists who read books together and shared memes. Alas, that community fell into chaos, and factions splintered in many directions. The chieftain, Otalp, left the land and started his own tribe, known as Breadtube. The owner of the server, Captain Waffles, read a Michael Parenti quote. He then denied most genocides in Eastern Europe.
Person A: The International Information Syndicate was the shit back in the day.
Person B: What happened to it?
Person A: Tankies.
Person B: What happened to it?
Person A: Tankies.
by captainwaffles January 5, 2021
Get the International Information Syndicatemug. by Gravrok February 23, 2021
Get the International law of yoinkmug. Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.
Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.
Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.
by Your Non-existant father August 1, 2022
Get the International go homeless daymug.