groundhog hog 

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

groundhog hog by otto88 October 29, 2021

King Hog 

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

King Hog by Corb fucker November 8, 2021

Bush Hog 

bush hog
Not just any softball lesbian, but a really fat and ugly one.

Man, that fat chick is such a Bush hog! She wants to fuck everyone on the softball team, including the coaches!

Bush Hog by Wildthing69 November 30, 2021

Heir Hog 

Next in line for the Hog Throne. The duke of jokes. He

Heir Hog is telling some very silly jokes!

Heir Hog by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

The Hog Father 

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

The Hog Father by Corb fucker December 12, 2021

Boss Hog

Boss Hog is a pure specimen of greatness. It can be used to describe anything that is good.

Edging is boss hog as fuck!

Do you even push boss hog bro?

Hot sauce is so boss hog. Bro it’s boss hog as fuck!

Boss Hog by Mr. Hooneynana February 21, 2022

dris hog 

Pronounced “drizzog” is a adjective and also used as a noun formed from the phrase mis hog meaning ‘miserable pig’. Calling someone a ‘dris hog’ means that they are miserable but also with an additive of dreariness.

“She was acting like her usual dris hog self”
“He needs to stop being a dris hog”
“They are a bunch of dris hogs”

dris hog by squidgedom March 5, 2022