skin his ass

The act of getting fucked up and/or beaten up. “Skinning”, “skinned”, and “skint” also refer to someone/something expiriencing pain.
~*Falls into spike pit on Happy Wheels*
“oooo-SKINNED his ass!!!”
~ “Man, did you see how he was trying to talk shit after he got beat the fuck up?!”

“YESS!!! Rondrell should skin his ass again.”
by Xx2K18xX April 25, 2018
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Feast on his corpse

a thing that jojo says when people die, because he thinks corpses are tasty. If someone is not actually dead, but he thinks they are dead, he will still say it anyway
by Clockodile May 13, 2019
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crash his yard

the act of rushing into somebodies house for their wrong doing, trashing their house and beating up anyone inside just for pure revenge
did he just speak about your mum?

oi you man, let’s crash his yard
by ghanaian blood boy September 02, 2022
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kick his fuck in

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in
by Lil Ellie October 27, 2014
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Flap his JackJack

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.
Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.
by DirtyDan8 November 14, 2019
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yelling at his shoes

"Did you see how wasted Mike was last weekend? He spent the whole night yelling at his shoes. "
by strikingoil May 25, 2014
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Scrunchie for his Hoodie

November 28th is give a girl you hoodie and give a boy your scrunchie day!
by ayyyee yeetius November 20, 2019
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