friend voice

The voice you use when telling a story for someone's dialogue who is a friend of yours. Usually it's just your regular voice, if you agree with their opinion.

I had a sandwich and Molly was like, (asshole voice)"All you eat are sandwiches. Your life has to be so depressing." But then Dave walked up and was like, (friend voice)"Don't you just love their sandwiches here?"

by herphosmanolin October 24, 2009

Friend probation

when a friend puts another friend on probation it is symbolizes they are in a time-out for atleast a day or two

When Chrissy said"dan is nicer then andy", when andy found out about this, andy put Chrissy on friend probation.

by dan6661 December 14, 2010

friend-slut

A person who has many friends of the opposite sex. People like chat-buddies, school friends or outside-of-school friends.

Friend 1 looks through Friend 2's chat contacts.

Friend 1: Whoa! Why do you have sooo many contacts?
Friend 2: Uh...maybe because I have so many friends?
Friend 1: Argh...friend-slut!

by Sarcas Humour (The Original) September 1, 2013

Friend with benefits

An illegal arrangement in which friendship is bartered for any kind of "benefit", or gain. It is considered insider trading, and also prostitution.

My friend with benefits lives at the apartment for free but she has to be available when I want her. Her benefit is I pay the rent.

by Urbanlovespread November 4, 2018

Friend Zoned

When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious

Boy: I wanna be more than friends

Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?

Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!

by ImAGod.org February 15, 2019

friend slut

a bitch who goes with her friends' partners or ex partners and has sexual talk with them, or even sleeps with them. making out, touching, talking is included.

that used to be "friend", Cher stole my man. what a friend slut!

by tu madre santa de la virgen July 4, 2010

friend sniper

n. a person on a social networking site who regularly steals their other friends' friends that they have never met in real life. In extreme cases of friend sniping, the sniper browses friends list and randomly selects snipe victims based on their profile picture.

v. (friend snipe, sniped, sniping) the act of stealing another friend's friends regularly

n. Kelly: "Hey, Katherine, I friend requested your friend Eric. Hope you don't think I'm a friend sniper!"

v. "Dude, how do you know Chris? Did you just friend snipe him?"

by havwingswillfly June 17, 2010