fanum tax

usually used when taking something away from someone, usually food

older brother: aight i'm fanum taxing ur burger
*grabs burger*

person 1: where's your nike hoodie gone?

person 2: idk, my sister fanum taxed it so its hers now ig

by grahgrahboom123 April 15, 2024

Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!

If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably

by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024

Tesco tax

The punitive price premium charged on some products by Tesco supermarkets for customers without a loyalty card. Tesco is the UK's largest grocery chain with 28% market share.

"I paid £1 extra in Tesco tax on the ice cream because I didn't have my clubcard."

"You can opt out of tracking cookies for free online, but the Tesco tax means you need to be rich to do so offline as well."

"I went to Sainsbury's instead to avoid the Tesco tax."

by tescotax April 8, 2023

Temu Tax

A tax to compensate the workers who have to custom fit low quality parts because the customer wanted to save money.

This front lip doesn't fit on the car. We will have to add at least a 200% Temu Tax.

by TemuEvoX June 22, 2025

Jayvee Fanum Tax

When your best friend named Jayvee Fanum Tax you at Mcdonalds, and don't pay you back. UNTILL, his friend pays his debts off.

The Jayvee Fanum Tax

Jayvee: "Hey wanna get me McDonalds Pleasee!"
Mg: " You got money?"
Jayvee: "Oh shoot naw, i'll pay you back promise."
(2 Weeks Later)
Mg: "When are you paying me back?"
Jayvee: "OH SNAP NAWWW, Tmrw trust"
JJ: *Sigh* "Here I'll pay his debts for him"

by Reizirth December 10, 2024

Taxes

A financial punishment for being an adult

Good thing I'm not grown up yet, 'cause I don't have to pay taxes!

Muahahaha
Suckers!

by Rotat_the_planet February 27, 2025

fanum tax

So "fanum tax" is a word originally used by former twitch streamer, Kai Cenat. It is to describe the action to steal someone's food, but it is not commonly used as it's defined.

You're so fanum tax.

by kill2332323 March 27, 2024