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by sxysmartguy July 13, 2021
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football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses
by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003
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Fantasy Football Snake

Fantasy football snakes are the lowest of the low. They are the guys who lurk on drunken team manager decisions and trick first-year players into making questionable trades, all for the betterment of their team.

Fantasy football snakes usually begin the fantasy football season strong, but shortly enough karma catches them and their team begins to dismantle until they fall just shy of playoffs.
Victim: "Hey Derrell! What do you think about this trade Yusef convinced me on? I'll give him Waller for one of his defenses and the starting kicker for the Bengals! Pretty good trade right?!"

Bystander: " Are you kidding me? That is a horrible trade. Do not take it. Geez... Yusef is such a fantasy football snake. I bet he also scopes out the waiver wire for mistaken drops."
by Hectorino November 26, 2021
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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
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Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
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