Jesus Fish

A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.

Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!

by angelwarrior55 April 15, 2006

double fish hook

A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.

Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

Bitch, Clean My Fish

A bitch who needs to get in the kitchen and clean my fish.

Bitch, Clean My Fish. get in the kitchen and CLEAN MY FISH!

by bcmf May 25, 2011

gay fish

A gay fish is someone who simply doesn't get it. This person may believe that they are an expert on a topic ( and in some cases they may actually be) however more often than not they will just be feigning intelligence in order to look more important.

Sarah: I am an expert on foreign policy because I can see Russia from my house!

Joe: Damn, the female gay fish.

by Captain Caveman III September 21, 2009

fish fish fish fish

It's the word 'fish' typed in four times.

I like to fish fish fish fish in the ocean

by Lolipopsareforkids May 16, 2018

fishbone

small disposable needle made of plastic,used for prevention of STD'S.

the junkies scored some fishbones from some clinic.

smart for not sharing needles, but stupid for still shooting smack.

by sixpac November 20, 2003

Fish Fingering

The act of performing manual sex (fingering), underwater. If parties involved are truly disgusting, and unaware of health hazards to themselves and others, possibly in a public place, like at the pool. Also known as Sub-Aqua Manual Sex (or SAMS to veterans of the Underwater-Erotic world.) Any person who has performed this feat eight or more times is known as "An Octopus" and often revered as somewhat of a disgusting legend.

Lad 1: Dude! I'm off to do some fish fingering down at the Lido.
Lad 2: Wow really? How many times is this now?
Lad 1: This'll be my 8th.
Lad 2: Oh my god man! You're gonna be an octopus!
Lad 1: Yeah but last time her hidden wreck was barnacle encrusted and covered in seaweed...
Both: *shudders*

by The Onion-Mangetout-Raddish July 21, 2009