First

The first person to talk in a stream when a stream starts NOT whoever says it

XsSlayeR3: FURST!!!

p.s. Kirsty is wrong on who is first

by NotXsSlayeR3 January 24, 2020

January First

If your born january first you kinda suck cause you gone have 100 kids and infinity time in jail you are kinda good in bed tho

"Happy Birthday to me!"
Dude its january first
Thats why your in jail

by flip_flopin_Maniacc March 13, 2020

Pseudo First Name

A pseudo first name is a middle name that's also connected to your first name. It is technically your middle name, but i also technically your first name. The only way to have your middle name connected to your first name is through a hyphen. if you're middle name is connected to your first name then it is a pseudo first name

My Pseudo First name is John-Paul.

by Drosera August 28, 2020

First Prize Pudding

When a man ejaculates from masterbation

I was watching some cam-girl on my phone and made a fistful of first prize pudding

by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

First Batch

Old gays tryna get picked. Prime example @SandileTembe1

Chile, the first batch was God’s first mistake

by KulturedQueer March 12, 2021

First Aider

Someone who can not perform any skills. They are only there to take a person to the hospital, not treat them. Ex: Emt, AEMT, paramedic

You can’t do anything, you’re a first aider, now take them to the hospital.

by Emt, Paramedic, First Responde August 24, 2021

first.down2

The sexiest guy ever. He'll turn you on and make you get hard. He's the best editor ever. Im gonna cum soon.

Person 1: who's sexy?
first.down2: i'm sexy.

by first down gets me so hard January 5, 2022