by The freaking truth. April 11, 2022
evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows
by stopthecrips December 08, 2023
The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.
by Penn1United September 27, 2009
by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021
by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt
"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"
by Panam Logistics November 15, 2021