big mauka energy

A person who clearly has whakapapa to Kāi Tahu - you can just tell they have a big mauka

Friend: "Are you Kāi Tahu?"

Kāi Tahu friend: "Yeah! How did you know?"

Friend: "You just have that big mauka energy"

by Mō Kā Uri August 30, 2023

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Big Peroni Energy

The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal Peroni beer (at least 66 cl) in his hand and doesn't care to share it with anyone. The energy speaks for itself. The big Peroni bottle is always sweating, like its owner, and tells it's own story. Everyone strives for Big Peroni Energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with Big Peroni Energy possess qualities such as resilience, indifference towards others, southern italian heritage, irritable bowel syndrome, and a "never pay more than 2.50 for a drink" aura. Great belly too.

Look, there goes Maurizio with that Big Peroni Energy. He is unstoppable.

by La Condensa September 5, 2023

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Energy

Nah dawg. I got it.

Hym "Nah. I got energy. Big-time. The good kind too. AND! And, MORE OF IT than everyone else. It's palpable. Real thick energy. And if YOU fuckin had it... YOU would be able to measure it... With YOUR energy. But you don't got it. The energy YOU lack directly relates to your inability to measure my energy. What YOU need to do... Is go online... And hit up my merch store. What YOU need... Is my energy-cultivating Mala beads ($36.99) AND my new book 'How to has energy' now on sale for $32.18 and YOU TOO will have energy. LESS THAN ME! But energy none the less. So... You buy the book. You buy the beads. You now have energies (Several units of them) and then you can measure my immense energy and compare it to YOUR energy and SEE that it will never surpass my energy. And then you'll know! You'll know that... You'll SEE that my energy is the-it's of the highest quality (my energy). And, NO, you won't be able to see 'All energy' after you get yours. That would be preposterous. But you CAN both see and measure mine... For $69.17+tax...+shipping and handling... And, no, there is no bundle deal for buying both. YOU PAY FULL PRICE! Because you have no energy to trade (it's also currency to me)."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

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