The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

POOP DONG

when you fuck a bitch in the butt.

hannah get nasty i got poop dong from her.

by cunter fartinson September 28, 2009

dong

A limp or hanging/dangling penis.

Funny-sounding word.

Vietnamese money unit.

Remember, I was the guy who came to prom with my suit painted on my body, and I spilled my drink, and see, the paint ran, so you could see my dong just hangin' there? (Saving Silverman--Jack Black)

by yeyYAY June 16, 2006

ding dong

a great reggae-dancehall artist/performer straight from Jamaica. a famous dance by this artist is "bad man forward,bad man pull up."

ya kno ma boi ding dong in da house, yall need to get roun down ya girlass breakn down bad man forwa badman pullu

by D-Boz March 21, 2007

ding ding dong

Contrary to popular belief, a ding ding dong refers to a person's nose.

Not to be confused with a tralala.

"Oooh, my ding ding dong."

by sunshinegirl727 February 18, 2008

Dong Rider

One who likes to partake of the pink catweasel

That dude is a fuckin' Dong Rider!!!

by Sniper February 23, 2004

dong rip

it is when you are so high that you mistake your friends dick for a bong and you try to take a hit off of it.

man last night was horrible evan did a dong rip, what a bitch.

by dsavage January 7, 2010