evil human impulse personified by humans as a separate entity, most likely to blame others for their own bad choices.
by wokeup2this July 8, 2022
Get the demonmug. entity incapable of defying it's legal owner prior to 2019.
Their offspring are legal citizens of Mauritania and incapable of being owned by any legal or traditional agreement.
Their offspring are legal citizens of Mauritania and incapable of being owned by any legal or traditional agreement.
by Permanent Death January 1, 2022
Get the demonmug. A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demonmug. by R. Yan February 15, 2023
Get the Semen Demonmug. When Charlie savage goes to casa vuida when he is already hung as cheddar. From there the transformation from human to demon occurs. (Jessica drugs him)
by HUNG4LIFE November 28, 2022
Get the Demonmug. Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.
Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!
by AstralChaos March 24, 2022
Get the lasagna demonmug. “can James drive us there this weekend?”
nah he’s a G1 Demon he can’t drive without his parents in the car
nah he’s a G1 Demon he can’t drive without his parents in the car
by awfulhyune September 5, 2023
Get the G1 Demonmug.