Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter

Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.

by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021

Mighty cowboy

A party move in which one eats a meal from mighty taco in the bar “the cowboy”. Only accessible for those who’ve had yager bombs on a Saturday night.

Damn, Mark is doing the mighty cowboy tonight. He’s got a super mighty with extra cheese in his pocket.

by Sarsar December 16, 2018

cowboy soda

Whiskey slang, there was not soda back in the west so all they drank was whiskey and water.

Hey bartender I need some cowboy soda make it strong!

by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019

Death cowboy

Someone who rides the line between life and death, sometimes switching between the two repeatedly.

"your alive after that!? Damn, you go death cowboy."

by IceUnderWater March 28, 2024

Philly Cowboy

When a group of men each ejaculate into a pair of boots then randomly select one of the men to chase the others while wearing said boots until eventually catching one and shouting “Philly Cowboy”. The one who is caught then has to repeat the cycle and the game goes on.

This game originates in the streets of Philadelphia (1960s), however it is less popular there now. It is most popular in cities such as: Albuquerque, New Mexico, and Chicago, Illinois.

“Hey guys, who's down for a few rounds of Philly Cowboy?”

by Philly Cowboy lover May 8, 2022

The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy

“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day”
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”

by ClassyKit November 12, 2023