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Behind The Couch

When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
"Me and Roofa Jerked off behind the couch to Ray J and Kim K's Porno"
by Aidsandcancer August 14, 2018
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East Van Couch

A ratty 'ol couch in East Vancouver where many a fun nights have been had
Where are you located? East Van Couch
by Willy1972 September 5, 2023
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curdled couche

I went down on my girlfriend, and I almost barfed because she had curdled couche.
by Sarah&Dan March 22, 2010
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Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.
While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night
by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018
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granny's couch

Couch not for sitting. Just nice to look at.
Don't sit on granny's couch!!
by me81 January 1, 2015
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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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