When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 26, 2019
When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.
by FuckBum August 31, 2019
Any of a number of recently erected, shimmery high-rise apartment buildings on the Lower East Side of Manhattan designed to attract hordes of chodes with expendable income and no interest in the people who already live there to the neighborhood.
Can we cross to the other side of Houston? A swarm of chodes just poured out of that chode hive over Whole Foods.
by maddiggity September 08, 2009
by Ilene October 23, 2003
Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 08, 2017
A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017