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Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017
mugGet the Honorary Chodemug.

Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode June 8, 2018
mugGet the Long chodemug.

Choding Around

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.
Look at Ian choding around, what a dyke.
by FuckBum August 31, 2019
mugGet the Choding Aroundmug.

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby
I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck
by sheepmeister April 24, 2015
mugGet the Baby chodemug.

wet chode

The accumulation of taint and ball sweat that transfers onto the tip of a phat wet chode.
Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 8, 2017
mugGet the wet chodemug.

chode chowdown

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.

Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!

Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.

Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
by Captain Fox October 10, 2011
mugGet the chode chowdownmug.

sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
"Young flame he a sicko chode"
mugGet the sicko chodemug.

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