A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.
Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.
by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.
by FuckBum August 31, 2019

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck
by sheepmeister April 24, 2015

Derek look at that Roberts wet chode! You can see the sweat through his pants, thats how you know he has a jumbo bulge.
by Md322nd May 8, 2017

a verbal dispute between two chodes that has the potential to turn physical under the right circumstances
Brad: You stole my girl and fucked my wife! If I had to fight someone it would be you.
Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!
Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.
Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
Trenton: YOU WOULD NEVER FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE PUSSSY!
Nicholas: Brad and Trenton really need to calm down.
Chaz: For dur. If they go at it for much longer we may get to witness a little chode chowdown
by Captain Fox October 10, 2011

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.
by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019
