jesus chode

when someone has a chode so fat juicy and delicious that Jesus himself must have a try

wow jonathan has a jesus chode, i could barely fit it in my mouth its so thick

by grannychodeman February 5, 2019

Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long

Daddy u have long chode

by Lilchode June 8, 2018

sicko chode

When you have a dick that is big enough to be, but small enough as well, a chode. Basically the perfect chode. Very few people have them, some are xxxtentacion, Micheal Jackson, Enzo Ferrari, Pepe, and, of course, Stan Lee.

"Young flame he a sicko chode"

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019

Choding Around

When someone who works at Domino’s has a small penis and walks around the store doing nothing. Phrase coined by Bella S.

Look at Ian choding around, what a dyke.

by FuckBum August 31, 2019

chode-hog

A cock-gobbler or load-guzzler depending on the the kind of ho.

Ilene is a rare and unusual chode-hog, only found "living" in loft apartments.

by Ilene October 23, 2003

chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.

Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.

by Weezy76 October 5, 2017

Honorary Chode

A very wide penis which is not by definition a chode due to it technically being longer than it is wide, but is still wide enough to the point where it's undesirable or appears stocky.

Girl: Look at how big my man's dick is!
Boy: (at first glance) wtf, that's a chode
Girl: That is not a chode. Shut up.
Boy: It's close enough. ... It's an honorary chode.

by eternalquake127 October 10, 2017