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Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.
Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*
by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 24, 2011
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The King’s Chair

A sex position in which a man straddles a woman’s torso, receives oral sex, and stimulates her vaginally. Thus offering stimulation for both parties.
Last night this guy and I tried The King’s Chair, I never thought I’d like like a guy on top of me… I guess I’m learning new things about myself.
by Martin&Mia October 30, 2025
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Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.
Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.
by L. Morte March 11, 2011
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Cincinnati Cuck Chair

When a husband is sitting in a hotel cuck chair and his wife is being banged on top of him in the chair.
Did you hear about Kevin? His wife made him a Cincinnati Cuck Chair last night. I think they’re in a open relationship.
by HOWYADOIN April 30, 2025
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spin the big chair

To spend late evenings in a cosy cafe or coffeehouse with ambient music--notably adult alternative music. From the lyrics of Snow Patrol's 2007 song "Shut Your Eyes," a tune that epitomizes the mellow, late-night vibe.
On Monday night I often 'spin the big chair' at a local cybercafe.
by sidtierney October 21, 2009
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The Chair Standard

The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.
by Athos2 November 10, 2021
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Spinny Chair Girl

The girl in a friendship group of only guys who gets passed around like a roulette
“Have u seen Emma she’s such a spinny chair girl”
by Monsterultrapink July 11, 2022
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