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Boner brain

when one has the inability to speak or function because all of the blood has rushed out of their head to their boner. generally makes the affected person very stupid for the duration of the boner. mainly occurs to men with large schlongs.
"she told me i could touche her boobs and i wigged out, i think i said 'i don't need to.' I NEEDED TO."

"Total boner brain dude, ouch."
by twiceonsundays November 16, 2011
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Boy brain

When a guy says some outworldly primal shit that can only be construed as an act of machismo.
This guy was telling me of how it's his dream to die in WW3. What kind of boy brain shit is that?
by Mattricide June 12, 2019
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Pregnancy brain

When your math teacher can’t teach no more
I searched for my keys in the refrigerator, must be my pregnancy brain
by Penisluver27 May 11, 2018
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dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”
by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018
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foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.
by Restored2019 May 26, 2020
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brain ghost

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
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Brain dead

Person 1: Bro who’s brain dead?
Person 2: Dylan
by A cat with human ears October 12, 2020
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