Brain

Giving head to assess the cognitive strength and abilities of the man.

I gave him the best brain of his life to get the highest cognitive rating.

by Exclusivity<3 June 24, 2016

brain afk

When a person is not paying attention, distracted, daydreaming or considered mentally unattendant, they are usually discribed as "brain afk".
afk is an abreviation for "away from keyboard", usually used by the gaming community to indicate when a person has left their computer (e.g. to get a drink, go to the toilet etc.) and therefore unable to act in-game.
"brain afk" is meant to describe a persons mentality to (metaphorically) have left their brains temporarily, being the reason for the person to not pay attention or realize what is happening in their surroundings.

Teacher: Can someone please give me the answer to the question?

Student: What was the question? I was brain afk when the question was asked...

by theLucaboy January 21, 2017

Brain delay

When people are slow to react to things therefore causing a delay in proceedings of an activity

The baseball game was stopped for a moment as the umpire had a brain delay

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.

I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.

by Lumpy T October 23, 2017

brain trigger

A brain trigger is when you type something in all caps, excited or laughing or freaking out.

HAHAHAHAHHAGA
NDNDKSSKKSJSJSJSJ
she just had a brain trigger, its normal

by ekndjemwmwm January 6, 2018

brain boner

just like real ones, they can be given or received.

Tauni gave me a huge brain boner this afternoon.

by TauntaunandJ January 19, 2018

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018