a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face
man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill
by Burt f-ing Reynolds November 23, 2010
mega cum blast is when you non-stop cum in or on the girl and it's able to shoot a far range and you cant control it and when it comes out it will be warm and then it won't be long before it dries up
by tinydick12343 November 15, 2019
John: "Say whats that smell Tom?"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
Tom: "You don't want to know mate", Taking in the fumes from the crevice where his penis once stood.
John: "Let me guess, Sloppy Arse Blast?"
Tom: "You got it!"
by Mr Coolio October 24, 2007
A common term used to end a sentence. It is very popular in an internet chat site such as BasilMarket, in the chat section.
by Jon (yenten921) December 25, 2007
Student 1: "Student 2, did you even hand in the Homework?"
Professor: "Yeah where is your homework?"
Student 2: "Oh, I uhh forgot to do it..."
Student 1: "Oh shit, I really put 'em on blast. Sorry Bro"
Professor: "Yeah where is your homework?"
Student 2: "Oh, I uhh forgot to do it..."
Student 1: "Oh shit, I really put 'em on blast. Sorry Bro"
by Big_Booty_Bitch March 10, 2015
The equivalent of "White Boy Wasted", but rather is used for brown (middle-eastern) males. This term implies that this brown boy has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and is heavily under the influence.
by comicalgenius111 April 16, 2012
Can be used in an awkward situation or an overall fun setting also a special icecream flavor from the secret menu
1) ava- *trips over something and falls*
klm- thats a funky nut blast
2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
klm- thats a funky nut blast
2) girl- yea we broke up a while ago
aklm- thats a funky nut blast
by therealfunkynutblast August 08, 2018