Bandino

An Italian surname popular in Italy.

Mr. Bandino.

by Bandino September 3, 2009

Virgin Bandit

Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.

Case IS the Virgin Bandit

by FurryMan12 June 26, 2010

Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.

"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"

by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003

Bandits

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Bandits is a nickname for two jacks as a player's two hole cards. Also known as Pocket Jacks or Fish Hooks These are usually played fast as they are very vulnerable to a king or ace on the board. (Coined by Kyle Campbell)

J, A, J on the flop gave him a boat. He had pocket rockets... Too bad my bandits gave me quads.

by Kyle Gene Campbell August 20, 2007

Bending the Cheese

To take the piss

Aww dude you just bent the cheese right out of him.

You are bending the cheese, mother fucker.

by Shady Neo September 24, 2008

Bandit

Term defining someone who habitually travels to Guitar Shops solely to waste the time of the employees. Short for 'Time Bandit'. Asks multiple questions about the intricasies of all types of gear, often for hours on end, only to leave without purchasing anything. Tell tale signs are as follows:

Long Hair, and or strange hairstyle not seen since the 70's

Used to play in various bands, once again in the 70's

Facial hair, especially a mustache that hangs below the lower lip

Lack of daytime employment

Guitar skills are limited to pentatonic licks in E minor

Camoflauge and/or orange hunting hats

Automatic response to untagged item is 'it must be free'

Typically is coming in to obtain free knowledge that often takes years to acquire.

"I talked to a guy for 40 minutes about different types of rosewood. What a bandit!!!'

by Johnny McGuitar Store January 19, 2010

Bandit

Sneaking a finger in the ass. Can also be a two fingered maneuver

While eating her out he decided boldly to give her a bandit

by Zook loves Ned April 24, 2014