Smol Beans 

Whereas a Smol Bean is something petite and cute (usually used in fandoms) a Smol Beans is an insult. It depends on usage.

to compliment one person: Hi Smol Bean
to insult one person: Hi Smol Beans
to compliment multiple people: Hi you Smol Beans
to insult multiple people: Hi you bunch of Smol Beans

Smol Bean: Brendon Urie is a such a Smol Bean with a big forehead and I love him so much.
Smol Beans: (to my brother): "Shut up Smol Beans, no one cares."
Smol Beans: Say hello to all of my students, these beautiful Smol Beans.
Smol Beans: "Go away you insolent punk bunch of Smol Beans."

Smol Beans by Shadoe5722 May 21, 2016

kidney beans 

The Kidney Bean, contrary to common miss conceptions is not called so for its familiarity in shape to the human kidney but is actually because it is derived from the bi product of urea found in Cows kidneys.

These kidney beans are commonly used in a variety of dishes, such as chilli and salads.There are a good source of fibre and urea. Fantastic when you have cystitis.

kidney beans by Dr Arnold April 21, 2008

Keen Beans 

A response with no actual meaning to anything that can be said. The more neutral form of "cool beans". Simmer until hot.
Not to be confused with a keen bean or talking toaster ovens.

Keen beans

Keen Beans by mrsticky005 May 29, 2010

scooping the beans 

Well obviously if you found this, you know what "beans" are- but just for for your pleasure i'll tell you bout that too- beans yeah in the taco!
-so scooping the beans is to finger a taco (pussy), but the important part about "scooping the beans" is the fact that you can only use your pinkies b/c otherwise you may get a little too much bean in the taco and it'll get a little "cheesy"

Last time Matt was scooping the beans he forgot to add the secret sauce!!

scooping the beans by My Little Beaner March 19, 2004

Broads beans 

The art of inserting only your testicles into your partners arse. Once your balls are firmly wedged into your partners arse you can proceed to pull your cock & ejaculate all over your her back.

"WARNING" If your partner does not expect a load splattered all over thier arse & back, the shock can cause your partners muscles to tense up & cause severe testicle pain.

Doctor: Why do your balls smell like shit & look like french truffles...

Perpertraitor: I shoved my Broads Beans into my missus arse...

Doctor:That explains the shit smell, what about your decomposing balls...

Perpertraitor: As I was about to blow my load I told her to look around at me...My missus now has pink eye...

Broads beans by skeeza1 May 20, 2011

Edamame Beans 

disgusting, premature soy beans. Usually eaten by asian girls who loves their yorkshire terrier

"I love edamame beans" "my mammy wont buy me more edamame beans" "i want edamame icecream"

Edamame Beans by buddymaaaaaain March 3, 2017

Green Beans 

You need to rethink your life if you're on urban dictionary looking up "green beans".

Y'all got some of them green beans?
Yah I'm mah cabent

Green Beans by Fuckernut May 28, 2018