itchy little bastard

That tiny spot on your back, you just can't reach when it itches.

oh you itchy little bastard, I'm gonna scratch my back against a rough wall.

by woot ^^ woot ^^ September 22, 2005

cheap chinese bastard

It is a Chinese Chin person that jumps up and down like a monkey when he sees a bargain or knows he's getting his money's worth. He's also VERY spend thrifty and will only spend $ when he has to. A Cheap Chinese Bastard's favorite line is..."DAMN CHINA MAN SPECIAL"!!

I was at the mall today and this cheap chinese bastard stole the bargain item I was reaching for.

by Bobby80884 April 11, 2008

mook bastard

a stupid, dumb, slow,or lazy

scott: hurry up you mook bastard!
aj: im going as fast as i can.

by k mizzle for izzle January 15, 2005

Bastard

1.Child born out of wedlock.
2.A word used to verbally abuse a person.
3.A bastard is you.

Hey that one dewd said you stole my chicken nuggets, "What that fucken bastard".

Run you little bastard run!!

Fuckyou you fucken bastard *Punches*

by BastardChild June 27, 2005

Bastagious

A bastardly outragious action or comment.

That guy was bastagious enough take my cookies!

by Macky T November 26, 2006

bastard beer

A glass/cup/mug of beer that comes from multiple pitchers over the course of the night, and which is of questionable origin.

Tommy: I started out drinking Molson, but I've poured so much other shit in this bastard beer that I don't know what I'm drinking.

Michael: Yeah, (holds up glass of orange/yellow beer) I started out drinking Guiness...

by tinydancer88 March 7, 2010

Bastard Slap

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010