Banged Up

Australian slang for a female who has been impregnated.

"Didn't you hear mate? Stevo Banged Up Allison. I tell ya, when Johnno finds out shit's going to hit the fan!"

by Xaypock March 24, 2003

123 Badger Skadoo

A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.

I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.

by Richard™ February 20, 2007

Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.

Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"

by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

garbage-bagger

a female who is worthy of sexual interaction from the hips/waist down. (one step beyond a brown bagger and even less favorable than a butter-face).

difficult to use celebs, none are garbage-baggers for the most part

by dat.good.good October 12, 2009

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.

"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011

chubby badger

Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005