Seems nice at first but continuously hurts your feelings and acts like she did nothing wrong and makes you feel like you're the problem.
Also spreads rumors about those she's jealous of. Poor May..
Also spreads rumors about those she's jealous of. Poor May..
by Bruhhhhhhnwosk September 5, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. An Ashley is a little guy with a girls name. Often has too many tattoos to over compensate for being a little bitch. Quite often seen driving a gay ass BMW near primary school zones. Do not mistake his tartan golf hat for a happy golfer, he hates golf and will touch in the No-No zones. If you have an Ashley in your life punch him in the balls before smoko.
School Kid: Hey Mum, look at that guy in the gay ass BMW.
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
Mum: I remember my first car son.
School Kid: Hang on a second thats Ashley!
by PAPALONGSHLONG July 7, 2019
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is the best girl in the world. It is a derived name for love and war.
The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
The word means she protects anybody in need and is kind for friends and family. She wants everything to be fair and kind. She fights for justice and is very funny.
Ashley is an English unisex given name, originally a place name and surname. It is derived from the Old English (Anglo-Saxon) words æsc (ash) and lēah (meadow, forest clearing).
by fizzietime October 30, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. What can I say, A sweet, Devine, tall, beautiful, long-haired woman who is caring, loving, humbling, understanding, empathetic, merciful, faithful, she is just one phone call and text away. If it were an emergency then she definitely would be there right away if you really need it. Or if it's just comfort then she'd definitely take time off her schedule and say "hey let's get lunch or something". She puts everyone before her and she deserves to be appreciated for her hardworking self. No one is as amazing as her. She has quite the sense of humor, the funniest of all. Even if she doesn't made a joke, she makes you laugh harder than laughing gas. And that's true joy, to have someone in your life that makes you laugh without even making a joke. She's always down to try new things, so get excited. Sometimes she may be busy but she still is there for you. A pure-hearted person is what she is.
by Aceincognito27 November 23, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 3, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. not the real deal or a sub-par replacement for a person or thing.
originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.
originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.
by holger örn February 20, 2024
Get the just ashleymug. Ashley is a sexy and smart weird Latina who loves cute nerdy boys. She loves watching regular show and drinking mountain dew. (She’s got a nice ass on her too.) She’s an awesome lover and a great pillow talker.. Although, she can be a handful, she’s also incredibly determined and always right. I wouldn’t bother arguing with her haha
Dude did you hear what Ashley said in class this morning?
No, what’d she say?
Lmao bro she’s hot as fuck but that bitch is odd
Why?
She said she’d suck the skin off of Miles dick.
Oh shit that bitch is a freak.
No, what’d she say?
Lmao bro she’s hot as fuck but that bitch is odd
Why?
She said she’d suck the skin off of Miles dick.
Oh shit that bitch is a freak.
by user17855433 November 24, 2021
Get the ashleymug.