APE news

APE news is a dedicated news channel and competes with Rioters news and Gloomberg, to deliver the most depressing news available on the planet, quickly and painfully.

Jamie totally went bananas after watching APE news -- his commodities holdings were crashing big time

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Singing Ape

When a Swedish woman tries to sing Bohemian Rhapsody in public and everyone stares at her

Person 1: Wow what a Singing Ape
Person 2: Yeah, you can tell that she is swedish!

by dominoguy11 September 2, 2019

PO-AP

When someone is tall and short

A person named Amalia or Ansley
PO-AP: Tall and Short

by MrHumanPersonmhm January 25, 2022

Ashton Park School (APS)

An absolute craphole that you should never send your child to in Bristol. This is because of overpriced and undercooked food.

"Hey Bill where are you sending your kid for secondary."
"Ashton park school (APS) mate.
"Bill don't do it he'll probably get bullied and they'll do nothing About it".

by Joshthegamergod October 24, 2022

AP

Dette er en måde at sige at han/hun skal bare "holde sin kæft"
Også en måde at lege overlegen

Victor :"Mate er det ikke dig der er røv irriterende"
Overlegen: "ALdrig prøv , du ingenting Victor"
Så ap er betegnelse at man aldrig skal prøve

by Adam Hellstones January 24, 2017

Algebra Ape

A racial slur referring to those who reside in the Far East aka the Oriental People.

"Yo Soome, speak English you f*cking algebra ape!"

by John Yang May 15, 2018

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021