YouTube-al Ligation

A form of female sterilization in which a woman is using a laptop to watch funny videos on YouTube. She laughs so hard that she falls onto the floor, accidentally jams the computer up her twat, and severs her fallopian tubes.

I just heard Andrea is barren and will never be able to have a kid.

Yeah, she was watching "Grape Lady Falls" last night, fell off of her futon and accidentally gave herself a YouTube-al ligation. Ow ow ow ow! It hurts it hurts it hurts!

by dearthyvader April 13, 2010

ale orgies

Drinking beer then using the empty bottles to have sex

After you are don't with the beer, we can have an ale orgies and shove it up my ass.

by King of bull shit August 17, 2017

Yusuf al kaysani

The best husband in the world, have big dick energy and actual big dick, prefer to Top, like a lot, people surprised when he said he didn't like switching but it's the truth.

Yusuf al kaysani is the people I'd been taught to hate but now I married this man, no regret, said Nicoló di genova.

by Maghrib November 15, 2020

Dodi al fayed

Friend’s of fariz, played by hawe, spit by alif, laughed by aina

Oh that’s dodi al fayed, Poor guy

by Polly wolf November 21, 2021

Ali Al- Hamadi

The greatest man alive. If you even dare to compare him with Pessi or Ronaldo, well, lets say that youre lucky you aren't near me.

Person with L ball knowledge: "Ali Al- Hamadi isn't the GOAT"
Smart person: "You support MK Dons man stfu 💀💀💀

by DFVZAHg r\g November 8, 2023

al ryan

an absolute idiot that ever existed in earth.

al ryan is so stupid

by urbanicpseudonym February 27, 2016

Al-Jazeera

An antisemitic newspaper named after the Arabic term meaning "The Jewish Conspiracy", known for overblowing the already grave situation within Palestine while employing an Anti-Israeli bias.

It's Al-Jazeera again with their news about Palestine.

by Zlaze September 13, 2022