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If cars ran on Windows Vista:

7:30 am. Johnny goes to get in his car (that he's making $700 monthly payments on). As soon as he turns the key, the car freezes. He tries to shift the car into reverse, but it doesn't respond. He fiddles with it for a couple minutes, before the car starts. He has to go through a range of windows to give permission for it to work. "Gearshift.exe needs your permission to run." "Steeringwheel.exe", "Radio.exe", etc. By the time he leaves, it's 7:37 and he's probably going to be late for work.

He's on a country road fifteen minutes later, when he gets a message. "Steeringwheel.exe has stopped working, Windows is checking for a solution." just as he's about to go around a curve. Just as he slams head on into a Windows 7 car, his car says "Airbag.exe needs your permission to run." Obviously he can't react in time for the crash, so the airbag doesn't deploy. After the crash, his hand slips, hits "Yes", and the airbag punches him in the face, causing further injury. The driver of the Windows 7 car walks away.

Good thing the emergency room doesn't run on Windows Vista.
Windows Vista is better than Windows ME, and worse than Windows 3.1, 95, 98, 2000, XP, 7, 8... well pretty much any non ME Windows released since 1990.
by hoyclan June 10, 2014
mugGet the windows vistamug.

Opened Window

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
by Amazingman April 20, 2013
mugGet the Opened Windowmug.

Window Torrenting

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.
Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.
by Kyle of Noobonic September 7, 2011
mugGet the Window Torrentingmug.

Window Fuck

Someone who takes way too much advantage of small fuck windows (windows of time when someone who normally wouldn't will fuck them). Similar to slut and whore.
"She screwed Brad when he was drunk? What a windowfuck!"

"Cindy, you're a foreign exchange student. I'm not going to have sex with you. Do I look like a window fuck?"
by loonom May 11, 2015
mugGet the Window Fuckmug.

Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
by Dangerscouse April 19, 2014
mugGet the Love Windowmug.

Windows millenium

A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.

Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*

Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
by aBarkingDawg January 25, 2012
mugGet the Windows milleniummug.

Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.
"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."
by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016
mugGet the Window potatomug.

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