window shading

A lewd sex act where you smear fecal matter over your lover's face in a circular motion, similar to a "wiping the windows" type motion.
You should've seen that tape, she was window shading *all* over Cosby's face.
by Emotionally Shallow Hippie August 30, 2017
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Window Torrenting

The act of looking at future torrents to download just because you can.
Dude1: Hey man, what are you looking for?
Dude2: Nothing much, just Window Torrenting.
by Kyle of Noobonic September 06, 2011
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Windows 11

Sam: Damn I hate Windows 11, the round corners look so ugly.
Joe: It's trying too hard to be a Chromebook.
by fjolfberg June 16, 2023
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window's kiss

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.
So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.
by Pluggy Poo February 20, 2014
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Opened Window

Opened Window, adj. is the term used to describe the amount of time available before the authorities arrive on the scene after a riot, protest, prank, graffiti or crime has been committed. Let me know when the coast is clear because the opened window is a short amount of time.
They knew they had an opened window of 3 minutes to spray paint that statue and leave before the cops came. Time span intentional act unexpected prank well timed protest rehearsed acts planned riot
by Amazingman April 20, 2013
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Windows millenium

A Bunch of stupidass people who can't seem to make their year right without paying attention to someone they know who uses a computer in a hot room near the window.

Typically this happens because there are people who would like to believe that you masturbait a whole lot.
*Boot-up Noise from "Windows Millenium" Arrives while a comment on it is mentioned*

Stupidass People respond with: Close the window instead of turn the volume down.
by aBarkingDawg January 17, 2012
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Love Window

A fold of excessive fat that droops over the genitalia. Must be 'opened' before the commencement of love-making.
"Ah Beatrice, it's getting rather warm in here. Shall I open my love window?"
by Dangerscouse March 12, 2014
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