Ugly Advertisement Girl

That girl you see on an internet ad advertising a product that makes you squeamish from their ugliness. Often advertises clothes.

Well, just about done messing with kids over Facebook... AH!! What on Earth is that creature on the right side of the screen?!

Hah, that would be an Ugly Advertisement Girl. Hide in fear, child.

by SNARF SNARF January 29, 2008

ugly duckling syndrome

Addition to the entries above:

A sudden awakening from UDS can have extreme big head reactions. This unfortunate turn of events is one of the primary foundations of the camwhore , a girl who has been sheltered/shunned from sex - but suddenly realizes she "has it".

UDS + TLC + netmeeting.exe = camwhore

by SaussyBurbank April 6, 2004

Ugly little spud

Anything small, ugly and annoying. Children for example. Used in Ghostbusters to describe slimer.

"He's an ugly little spud isn't he?"
Ray Stanz, Ghostbusters.

by Wingy December 14, 2005

Ugly Asian Guy

There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!

Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.

White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!

Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.

by TerriGenus November 16, 2010

ugly pancake

a very very very, yet again, very ugly pancake.

i am the burnt one, the lonely one, the misshapen, last-bit-of-mix one. the tough one who was left in the fridge too long. i am the ugly pancake.
forever alone.

by stonerette007 January 17, 2012

double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.

"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).

by jewpoints December 12, 2004

Rated "U" for ugly

An awesome possum song by Zebrahead.

Rated "U" for Ugly is Awesome-possum.

by PantsHat September 14, 2008