Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs

Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"

by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

fluffy puppy

fluffy puppy is a lady killer
massive cock 9-14 inch's minimum

great lover and is always a gentleman

OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER

if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf

by BIG TUCH March 3, 2021

puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.

dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not

by Samot-boy April 23, 2019

puppy snack

a really hot and sexy person

your my little puppy snack~~

by CharmEGGoke June 11, 2021

Dixies..puppy

Dixie's #1 fan . He has 2k+ followers. Dixie followed him but he got hacked and they removed her, but one day she will follow again

Dixies..puppy is running

by Dixies..puppy June 9, 2022

Puppy

Another word for sex

puppy

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING August 3, 2020