by Himothy1190 January 26, 2023
Get the Put Down Playermug. Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.
Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.
If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
Get the Windows Media Playermug. by suisu April 2, 2023
Get the female vrchat playermug. Extremely gay (in denial) males that play call of duty on his mobile phone also that take a long time fixing his load out before a match
by cyberchancla May 4, 2022
Get the Cod mobile playersmug. guy 1: yo bro have you heard of malvin he's a genshin impact player
guy 2: report him to the pigs then
guy 2: report him to the pigs then
by retartar232 May 16, 2023
Get the Genshin Impact Playermug. a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain
OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 24, 2022
Get the league of legends playermug. Worthless music player because of its useless library (iTunes is better) and crappy sound quality (musicmatch jukebox is better. Uttely worthless media guide (Realone is better). Only good for watching porn, and you can do that on Real or WinDVD. It's the prettiest media player
WMP sucks, but on the bright side...it has um.....pretty skins and visualizers.... oh! It burns pretty well too...thats pretty much it.
by ManoftheDiaspora August 24, 2005
Get the windows media playermug.