Me A person

A failure / a disappointment

Mom: You are Me A person
Me: No I'm not
Mom: You adopted
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Mr. Yeet 69420 September 16, 2021

not a fun person

Person who is a bitch and doesn't have fun

You're not a fun person

by SmartGuyJo21 June 14, 2017

Grey person

Someone who you can't really understand. Someone who makes you confused but happy. Someone who you want to talk to more. You dont know if they hate you or like you...

"He's my grey person. He makes me happy and confused."

by misstropical April 4, 2023

Stupid Person

A person who isn't very intelligent

A: I just met a stupid person
B: Ahh. So you met Kim Kardashian

by StupidPersonAjfinrrnhf October 15, 2020

person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

Person -1

The first one out of them all.

Before Adam.

Before Eve.

Before any other human was ever sculpted.

Sad to know that... nobody remembers them. Not at all.

Not even Person 0 shall compare to this being.

They are Alpha, though with no Omega... yet.

Person 1: Man, I miss Person 0.
Person 2: I know, right? That guy was cool AF for the first of his kind.
Person 1: Imagine if there was a Person -1 lmao.
Person 2: Hell nah.
Person -1:

by an extremely depressed bandu May 19, 2022

personal pillows

referring to a woman's breasts, usually those that are large in size that you want to lay your head against.

"Damn Jim, i want to fall asleep on those personal pillows!"

by tig bitties February 24, 2008