al-martin

God

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.

by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019

Martin

jess is the better martin

"hey, who's the better martin?"
" jess is."

by notrueshoodie September 13, 2025

Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.

I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.

by BuckSuck February 7, 2021

Martin's Chili

Chili that has been made in the depths and bowels of Hell itself. Your asshole will feel as if someone fucked you with a round cheese grater.

He ate Martin's Chili yesterday. He's been in the hospital for about 6 years now and even the best doctors can't repair his asshole.

by foreskingobbler July 22, 2021

REAGAN MARTIN

RUDEST GIRL I KNOW SHE IS SO MEAN AND SUCH A BULLY SHE PUSHES PEOPLE INTO LOCKERS AND STALKS 5TH GRADERS DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

ew ur such a reagan martin dont be like that.

by dfugshfghu October 23, 2019

Chris Martin

Quality football player

He’s so good . That Chris Martin is so good

by Duck go to go to go hi May 18, 2020

Martin

he's quite the most wonderful person you ever meet, he is caring, loyal, intelligent, handsome, sweet but also sour sometimes. Martin is someone you can always count on he's a very trustworthy and warm-hearted soul. If only he could see that he's that his existence is changing other ppls lifestyle. He's that kid who gets along with everyone and always fit in those popular school groups, he's probably a dog and catlover but he hates bugs. There's also some sides you will never know about him, he seems very lovely and nice around other but could talk shit right behind their backs once you're close with them. He also is an addict but will never admit it and if you ever plan to confess to him, give him time and don't rush. Anyways he's a good friend and pretty polite when it comes to elder ppl, so don't be afraid and get yourself a Martin, a perfect savage Boyfriend who will open up to you very quick.

A: Hey do you know this kid Martin?
B: oh Martin? that one emo idiot?

A: what? i mean... like yes him💀

by your hopeless romantic August 13, 2022