Stop simping for people named Jessica, half of the shit you guys say isn't even true. -Somebody who used to be named Jessica
by thatweebchild March 26, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
Get the Jessica Jeanmug. Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.
by Rick the Jessica lover March 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica's Charlotte Serber in Oppenheimer; you loved her in 'The Killing,' now she's cataloging nuclear secrets.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: who's the determined-looking woman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Jessica Erin Martin as Charlotte Serber, who you might remember from 'The Killing.' From detective work to nuclear secrets!
Person 1: who's the determined-looking woman in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: Jessica Erin Martin as Charlotte Serber, who you might remember from 'The Killing.' From detective work to nuclear secrets!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
Get the Jessica Erin Martin as Charlotte Serbermug. by whyhasgodabandondus May 11, 2019
Get the jessica adlemenmug. by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025
Get the Jessicamug. A Short Scottish girl with anger issues n terrible music taste, who is a simp for lads beginning with the name C who coincidentally have big weiners
by Jessica mckeemans husband September 14, 2020
Get the Jessica mckeemanmug.