Blow Beads

Vomit that is partially digested to where the chunks look like beads.

That chicken and Schlitz isn't settling well with my stomach. I'm about to blow beads.

by Gangsta of Muff July 19, 2012

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cushion blow

To flatulate while sitting down and conceal the sound and smell into which you are seated. Typically a sofa, or seat in the car. Preferably a soft cushion.

Larry cushion blowed on the couch. We're going to need to have that fumigated.

by Mr Trip1et July 11, 2014

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To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.

Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?

Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.

by h03sontherange November 19, 2022

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Blow-out

When you either fart, shart or shit and you blow your intestines out whilst doing so.

Person 1: ‘What do you think is the worst way to die?’
Person 2: ‘A Blow-out.

by Nintendo Portable Device December 28, 2018

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row blow

Four guys are in a diamond formation, with the opposite ends facing each other. Each guy holds on to the shaft of the two guys nearest him and jerks them off, while taking turns with the guy opposite him blowing the tip of the penis to create a rowing like motion.

There's four of us guys here, want to do row blows?

by punkquit1_27 August 11, 2014

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