go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!
by smartypantskid February 19, 2021

Something nearly everyone says if you tell what they did
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was
Person 1:what did you last night??
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
Person 2:Your Mom
Person 1:dude she died when i was three :(
Person 2: o-o shit
by SirCentipede November 1, 2022

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019

Your mom.
by 12345678987654323456789o November 9, 2022

Blitzø: hey are we gonna get our phone call bitch ?
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time
Agent one: that depends who are you gonna call ?
Blitzø: your mom thanking her for a fat time
by Someone who likes helluva boss July 7, 2023
