mickey j

like a hickey, but on your butt

Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"

by BobitaLovesBob April 16, 2015

j-ho

A Japanese woman prone to promiscuous, wonton and tawdry behavior. Often seen in the Roppongi district of Tokyo getting plastered with low-life gaijin such as GIs from nearby bases.

Yo dudes, let's leave base tonight and go party in Roppongi! We can get really wasted and pick up some J-hos! Damn! Glad I am not in Iraq.

by Tokyo gaijin July 22, 2007

J Flash

Something that is really cool, hip, good or attractive.

"Those socks are so J Flash"
"Connor is looking so J Flash today"

by bitchassnegro May 25, 2016

J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019

bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

by djcribage November 1, 2008

Jockin J

when a female hits on/flirts with/touches/talks to/texts the male you currently are dating/hooking up with/or like; tends to be found in sophomores; annoying

"WHO IS THAT GIRL HITTIN ON YO MAN? JOCKIN J!"

by pissedoffbigtime01 June 5, 2009

J-Loid

A woman who resembles Jennifer Lopez, especially on TV.

Any chick that looks that much like Jennifer Lopez has to be called a J-Loid!

by Burt Maass March 13, 2008