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The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.
Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.
by Burgerman306 June 2, 2021
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An Aroseabeth ass whooping

When Aroseabeth beat bitches tf that’s her!!!
She gave her an Aroseabeth ass whooping she fck her up
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a can of whoopass

A phrase the wrestler Stone Cold would say
by UnosMemingos July 19, 2022
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Opening a can of whoop ass

When a female puts a full can of beer in her butt
She loves opening a can of whoop ass with my last beer
by Nyrac July 22, 2023
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Son of Whoopty and Bleucheeze

An Egyptian coctik jew that is the younger brother of two piece and disciple of Justin Bieber. He is a "competent" driver that doesn't leave the house without his trusty Kentucky fried cooch and chevy earbuds and believes in the church of goose. He enjoys kidnapping freshmen(he a senior) and forcing them to feed him grapes in his pyramid while listening to Bankroll Hayden and anime otaku music.
Son of whoopty and Bleucheeze: asks whoopty and Bleucheeze to drive on highway, ellos gritan "rebota ese culo"
by Dr. Crevasse crustation March 26, 2024
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Federal Ass Whooping

noun

A severe, crushing punishment, defeat, or set of consequences—typically one delivered or enforced by federal authorities, U.S. government agencies (such as the FBI, IRS, DOJ, or ICE), patriotic citizens, national law enforcement, or the full weight of the federal system—implying repercussions that are far more serious, inescapable, and overwhelming than ordinary or local retribution.

The phrase frequently appears in FAFO (“Fuck Around and Find Out”) scenarios, where individuals or groups provoke or challenge federal power and subsequently “find out” through aggressive legal, investigative, or physical enforcement actions.

The term blends the vulgar idiom “ass whooping” (a thorough beating, literal or figurative) with “federal” to underscore the immense resources, authority, and inescapability of national government intervention, often invoked as a warning in political, protest, or defiance-related contexts.
“That Antifa guy spat on a federal agent and caught a federal ass whooping he earned—classic FAFO moment.”

“Cross those lines from those Americans and you’ll catch a federal ass whooping from the them—pure FAFO.”
by Va Jay Jay Sinz January 10, 2026
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