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Do you want a cookie?

When you or someone else makes a claim of doing something that they clearly think is cool or clever and deserving of praise, but did so out-of-the-blue when nobody asked and it isn't really that cool or clever, then the appropriate response is to ask them 'if they want a cookie?' as a just reward for their deed.
Rwo friends watching a murder mystery show:
Claimant: I totally knew he was the killer like 20 mins ago..
Responder: Do you want a cookie?
by Thou Art That November 22, 2024
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We Want Dallas

an idiotic statement said by butthurt Washington Football Fans meant to intimidate a superior team
Person A- “We Want Dallas”
Person B- “Who’s that dumb Washington fan?”
Person C- “Don’t talk to him he’s father-less
by nwball December 22, 2021
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i want to kms

guy 1: i want to kms
guy 2: aww bro no.. you're depressed..
by youyermom December 5, 2022
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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025
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